Scooby's Translation
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My name is Wolverine.
I'm the best there is at what I do. but what I do...
isn't very nice.
What the...
What the hell happened?
Oh yeah!
Four hours ago.
Sir I know I'm not supposed to ask question's but...
who are you?
Know one you wanna know kid.
Looks like someone had a bad day.
Copy still searching for any survivors.
It happened just about four hours ago just before dawn.
A creature was sited crossing the U.S Canadian border.
This is what happened when it reached civilization.
A creature? -the americans call it the Hulk.
Department H think's the U.S Military's covering something up.
It smells toxic, gun powder too.
well, someone tried to fight back.
Guess they didn't fight hard enough.
Department H wants you to find & stop the Hulk,
before it reaches another town or city.
and if you can't stop it, kill it.
Sounds like fun.
Sir, I think we got something.
Do you want us to try for a landing? No don't bother.
What was dat?
Hey bub.
You haven't seen a big monster running around have you?
No, stay back, stay away from me.
Stay back.
Relax cry baby. I aint gonna...
you smell toxic.
Who are you? I, Please...
Please, I'm begging you, leave me alone.
for your own sake, please go.
your in terrible danger.
Here's the deal misty.
there's a third claw that's gonna come out...
if you don't start talking.
I don't suppose you got any interest in talking this out?
What the hell happened?
Oh, Yeah!
Lets do this.
come on.
Hulk smash little man.
Little man leave Hulk alone.
Hulk is the strongest there is!
Ok bub, lets try that again.
Thanks Runt. We been trying to take him down for weeks...
Logan Buddy.
Its me, Deadpool. I shot you.
What you looking at?
Prepare the lab.
We're on our way.
He's vital signs are increasing. His waking up.
Begin the adamantium bonding process.
Commencing infusion.
The vitals are eratic but holding. Excellent.
Increase to maximum.
Weapon X,s mental conditioning and reprogramming...
are at stage five.
Begin combat assessment.
I don't care how long you've had him professor,
This is a mistake. I know him, he can't be controlled.
you have his DNA, so just let me kill him.
I'll take that under advised, Sabretooth .
Prepare the team for the mission. -Your funeral.
What do you say after the mission we kill all those babies?
Do you ever shut up, Willson?
What? Babies creep me out.
His fighting the programming.
We are losing control. increase the dosage.
Initiate lock down procedure's and someone activate Sabretooth.
Guards, Guards!
Wakey wakey time.
Logan, we missed you.
Weapon X just hasn't been the same without you.
Nobody calls me bub anymore and Omega Red's a bed wetter.
One day I will tear out your stupid tongue.
His very ashamed.
Despite Deadpool's idiocy Weapon X is indeed pleased to have you back Logan.
We put considreable time and money into you.
And pointy things. -You were our best operative Wolverine.
So dissapointing.
But you did lead us to Dr Banner.
Ofcourse you know him better as the Hulk.
I shot him in the arse. with one of these.
What? I did.
Weapon X has been persueing the Hulk for weeks.
Unfortunately there was some collateral damage.
If only Department H had sent you in sooner,
Who knows how much destruction could have been avoided?
What do you want with the Hulk?
We just want to help him find his happy place.
Did you see how angry he was? I'm sorry but...
Come on, I think his...
We want the samething we wanted with you, Logan.
A weapon.
I'l erase Banner's memory and reprogarmme him,...
Just like I did you.
And then Weapon X would have the most powerfull creature on the planet.
you should have killed me when you had the chance.
Because I'm gonna get outta here, I'm gonna kill all of them...
And then I'm gonna cut out your heart.
Wolverine, after I'm done with you...
You wont even remember this conversation.
I'v erased your life before.
and I'm gonna do it again.
All you'll know is that you belong to Weapon X.
Now and forever.
That is so not cool.
I hate that guy.
Ah Wolverine,you look so sad.
Hey if it makes you feel any better, Lady Deathstrike tried to kill you whilst you were asleep.
Better than having to listen to you.
Man,does she hate you. I mean we all hate you but...
Deathstrike really really reallyee hates you.
Hey still have that unbreakable skull?
Ow damn it.
You will die today, Logan.
It does not matter what the professor says.
These are your last breaths.
Wha are you doing here, Deathstrike? I'm about to start Wolverine's reprogramming.
He has to die. - How many times do I have...
to have this conversation with you? His more valuable alive...
Sorry prof, gotta go with the lady on this one.
I gotta love our healing factors.
I'm gonna enjoy killing you for days.
And then I think we'll drop the Hulk on an orphanage or something.
just for fun.
For the dishonour you've caused my family...
you will suffer. And then you will die.
Sweetheart, you and your family can take your honour and shove it up your bony little ahh...
Destruction.
Target located in cell 23. take him down.
We hebben hulp nodig.
well, his alive but I think his gonna need some serious TLC.
The last thing the professor sent...
befor the runt cutted him, was for us to kill Wolverine.
Really?huh you buy that?
yeah you know I would think the last thing he said was, ahh Sabretooth!
I kill Wolverine now. that is all that matters.
Whatever you say ponytail. We will finish him.
Get it together, we're gonna have company soon.
Please, I'm begging you, you have to help me.
you have to get me outta here.
If these people turn Hulk into a weapon...
millions of people will die.
So I should just kill you now? thats what your saying right?
Come on Weepy.
You don't know what its like. I'v been hunted for as long as I can remember.
And I can't control it the monster, it...
Bub do I look like I give a?
Ah please struggle it would make your death taste so much sweeter.
No! - Yes.
as in yes, your going to die.
Bang! just kidding.
No, that was my favourite weapon.
What the hell's the matter with you? Do your thing.
We need your big green friend out here right frigging now.
What? No.
What do you mean no?
even if that was a good idea, I can't.
The transformation happens when I feel angry.
Or stressed.
no they must have drugged me, something's suppressing my adrenaline.
It comes from the cortex.
Maybe that will help speed things up.
If you wanna cry now, I say go for it.
End of the line runt.
Got any last words? - yeah.
Two...
Lets dance.
I'v been waiting for this along time.
yeah, well you can give it up.
Dude, that is just so not cool.
Wow look at that. could you give me a hand?
I'm kidding, alright.
I'm outta here.
No that's not right. What the hell?
Oh god, now its upside down.
There she is. Sweet.
Banner, come here you.
Hulk smash claw people.
No, no...
The next one will be through your brain, Logan.
Little man...
Hey, I'm on your side you flaming idiot.
Hey, wait for me.
Who wants snacks? you do.
Logan, I think we lost him.
And they lived happily ever after, except the Hulk.
Bub, you just made him angrier.
Talking man hurt Hulk.
Hulk rip-off talking man's head.
My head of... Oh crap.
His all yours, Einstein. - No, Logan. We're friends.
Ugly girl scratch Hulk.
Go for it big guy, tear this whole god forsaken place down to the ground.
Do it.
Great...
Alright Bub, where were we?
Translated by Scooby
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